Ian and I only played this song twice; when we recorded it and when we performed it on a TV show called Friday Night Live. The band on the show was mostly culled from Ian Dury’s Blockheads, fine musicians all. The sound quality is rather poor and maybe a better version exists somewhere, but I’ve never heard it. So here it is, quite a rarity. Don’t ask me what the song is about except it was a lot of fun to write and if you’re into lyrics, it’s pure nonsense… there’s room for that in this world.